This is a hilarious Christmas dishtowel- Kitchen Decor - Home Decor .This is embroidered with: " Dear Santa all I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Please don't mix it up again like last year" The towel measures 16"x28" and is made of linen fabric. This is a nice and absorbent towel and with the embroidery, the design is made to last as it is sewn directly onto the towel. This is a cute way to brighten up your kitchen and your day.