Kiss My Bass Embroidered Towel - Farmhouse Chic, Customizable in Colors - Quirky Bathroom Decor. Bathroom Humorous Hand Towel, KISS MY BASS. These funny towels make a great addition to any bathroom, especially guest bathrooms. This towel makes a great gift for fisherman in your life. Give them as a Hostess gift or housewarming gift to add a sense of fun and humor to any event. They come in a multitude of colors to fit any bathroom decor, you can even customize the thread color on the expression.